Strip Club Vs Gentlemen’s Club – What’s the difference?

What is the difference between a strip club and a gentlemen’s club? If you are going to have a great night out with the guys, this is something you should know. Once you’ve been to a few strip clubs, it’s time to upgrade and head to a gentlemen’s club to see some real women.

First of all, and this is the most important difference, girls are hotter in a gentlemen’s club. They are not only sexier, but also classier. If you’ve ever been to Cooter’s Horndog on Interstate 27, you’ll know what I mean. Sometimes it’s the difference between a Playboy model and a truck stop hooker. The women in these clubs can be not only sexy, but also so elegant and attractive that you will want to come back and see them again and again. If you have a few beers in you, it might even be love.

Another difference is that the place will be cleaner. If you’ve been to a few strip joints, you know there are some places you don’t want to sit down. Some places have tables so sticky you wonder how many gallons of beer have been spilled there and if the bartender understands the concept of “cleaning up”. In a nicer place, you really will be spotless there. They’ll also have it nicely decorated so you feel a sense of class, unlike some strip clubs that feel like you’re in someone’s creepy basement. They are also usually better lit, so you can see the girls better.

A gentlemen’s club is less likely to be full of drunk idiots. Or at least they will be rich, well-dressed drunken idiots, drunk on expensive drinks. While a strip club will let any old local rednecks in (and they arrive there in droves), these places are a bit more demanding. You have to be at least decently dressed to enter. The higher price also helps reduce the rabble that comes from the street.

One of the signs of a gentlemen’s club is that they have a valet to park your car. You don’t usually see this at strip clubs, especially the ones that are located in storefronts. This shows that the place has a certain class. You’ll also get this idea from the bouncers as you approach the door. They’re less likely to be drooling while checking your ID, and they’ll make you feel like the amount of money you’re paying is worth entering your establishment.

That’s another key difference: money. If you are going to a nice place, you should expect to bring some bills. First, the cover charge will be much higher. This ensures that you only enter the right kind of people. The drinks will also cost you a lot more than you expect. You should also know that your dollar bills aren’t going to get the strippers shaking it on your part of the stage, and you’re not going to get a lap dance for ten dollars.

If you really want to enjoy your strip club outing, a gentlemen’s club is the way to go. But beware, some regular strip joints advertise themselves as a “gentlemen’s club,” complete with a cheesy neon sign and a $10 jumpsuit for the doorman. Ask around and make sure it’s the real deal or you’ll end up wasting your time and money.